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But in better(ish!) times, even our most toxically masculine leaders seemed to care about exercise, and did so while rocking teeny-tiny runner's booty shorts.

I can't say I ever longed to see any of my presidents in anything but profoundly boring suits. That being said, I find it soothing to see our leaders go outside to do something in nature that doesn't involve a golf course or a mediocre Florida resort.

Whatever you think of our pre-Donald Trump presidents, at least they were marginally in touch with reality. Unlike Trump, they understood that the body doesn't have a "finite amount of energy."

Presidential jogging actually started with President Carter, who was in power when the form of cardio started gaining popularity in the 1970s.

"Carter is the classic jogger of the 1970s, albeit somewhat older," Paul Milvy, an assistant professor of community medicine at the Mount Sinai School of Medicine, told the Washington Postin 1979.

Not only did Carter stan jogging, he did it while rocking incredible short-shorts. Look at Carter werk that aesthetic while president. He was in the late 50s when he decided to show this much thigh:

Whatever you think about his policies, Carter was a short-short jogging icon. Unfortunately, President Ronald Reagan didn't jog while in office, so it was eight years before his successor President George H.W. Bush could pick up where Carter left off.

Bush was in his mid-sixties when he became president and started jogging regularly in front of the camera.

There were far longer, more fashionable shorts in style at the time. Bush nonetheless chose...this look:

The single-term president showed a lot of of skin for sure. Frankly, however, my favorite photo of the era is this image of Barbara Bush "jogging," according to the original photo caption.

The woman is in full-length chino pants and a white polo. She's not breaking a sweat, she's not even trotting. She's got a fresh perm. This, my friends, is how you jog.

Then we had President Bill Clinton, who took the jogging short-short and made it even tinier. The man basically wore bikini underwear in public.

Then Vice President Al Gore tried to sex it down with a map-print T-shirt, but even he couldn't resist the appeal of the short-short.

Clinton even occasionally struggled with a classic '90s athleisure problem: wearing tiny shorts with an oversized shirt (or in his case, sweatshirt,) making it appear as if he's wearing a mini dress.

Tragically for some I guess, Clinton and the short-shorts era came to an end with the election of President George W. Bush. Over time, Bush extended the length of the presidential jogging short to a more traditional, mid-thigh length.

The era of the radical short-shorts was dead.

You might imagine that President Barack Obama was a big jogger. Unfortunately, Obama typically exercised in private (except for that time he and then Vice President Joe Biden jogged in their office attire, which has its own kind of appeal.)

And President Trump does this.

Sigh. Let's not get too nostalgic. I'm not particularly interested in seeing any of these men in short-shorts in the future.

We all, however, should aspire to see something better, like a president who moves, or who at the very least demonstrates knowledge of the U.S. Constitution.