What follows is Inglorious Bitches (2011)a harrowing tale of hubris and utter degradation.

Twitter user Joe Grabinski was out and about on Thursday, when he made the fatal error of bringing a cup of soda into a public toilet stall. Here's what happened next...

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Digi-pundits weighed in with comments, questions and advice.

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The eventual result was even bleaker than the initial spill.

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There was one last piece of advice given to him as he fled the scene.

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Lesson learned indeed.

Of course, the images themselves are impossible to verify, but what kind of monster would fake spilling soda in a public toilet for internet points?